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Hi, I'm michaela. Dance is life. I like food, boys and sleep. Be my friend

bace-jeleren:

catsandcunts:

YOUR BODY IS BEAUTIFUL IF:

  • you have a body
  • that’s it
  • you’re beautiful
  • you win
  • congratulations 

You have potentially offended hundreds if not thousands of ghosts.

This movie came out nearly 30 years ago and this statement is STILL true.

waeh-edsheeran:

theswagofinsanity:

Ed asked the crowd to be quite during the beginning of one of his songs, and this Dad literally flipped out at his daughter for screaming “I LOVE YOU ED SHEERAN”, saying: “SHUTUP OR HE WONT START THE SONG “

me as a parent

waeh-edsheeran:

theswagofinsanity:

Ed asked the crowd to be quite during the beginning of one of his songs, and this Dad literally flipped out at his daughter for screaming “I LOVE YOU ED SHEERAN”, saying: “SHUTUP OR HE WONT START THE SONG “

me as a parent

asvprock:

R.I.P to every innocent person who died because of 9/11.

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

itsdrickibytch:

stability:

Those are some hot buns

My Anaconda Don’t

liqhtly:

i have two moods:

1. everybody get the fuck away from me

2. someone come over and cuddle and watch movies with me

there is no in between